For the first time in my life I am wearing fake nails. I’ve always been proud of my real nails but I wanted a slightly bigger canvas ;) these things are insane though. I can barely type on my phone. 🙀💅 I decided to just do a simple, but fierce design on them. #nails #fake #talons #fierce
In my first year of university I sat in a chair that had the words “Jason Gillette has bitch tits” carved on it. It made me laugh, and I told my brother about it. He’s away at college now and today he texted me and said “the legacy of Jason Gillette’s bitch tits has been transferred onto a chair here” and in that moment I have never been more proud of him. Keeping the magic alive. ;)
This happened a few days ago! My blog turned three!!! I guess I should make a post soon…
First year university students: “omg!!! Uni life!!! Frosh week, living it UP!!! Party tingz!!! Go ‘Stangs go!”
Second year university students: “LOL look at those frosh!!! Doing frosh things!!! I remember when I was a frosh. So long ago”
Third year university students: *sits silently in the library*
Fourth year university students: “Get me the fuck out of here. I hate all of these fuckers.”
First year college students: “Omg, I am so stressed. So much college stuff to do. #collegelife #collegethings I AM IN COLLEGE”
Second year college students: “I can’t believe I am in my last year of college! This experience went by so fast! It feels like I just started”
Punta Cana nails! I leave in 9 hours! I am so excited!!! 😁🌅🌴🌊 #nails #puntacana #dominicanrepublic #vacation #soexcited
And just like that, two months of the summer have almost passed. It has been a good two months. I have visited Lindsay a few times, and slept a lot, and I have focused maybe 3 hours in total to my online summer course. My birthday is next week, and Lindsay is coming up for a visit so I have plenty to look forward to.
This summer has also been an interesting one, because as usual, just when I think I have everything figured out, and I am totally content with my life, I run into an unexpected loop. Only this time, it was a good one. I have always claimed to be fiercely independent, and not a second of my life has ever been spent wishing I had a boyfriend. I have been single for the past three years, and I have loved every minute. In fact, people often repulsed me with their obsession with love and their need to have someone in their life to validate them. But, in the blink of an eye, I found myself claiming that I don’t need a guy, to happily being with one for over a month. I’ve barely even had time to realize what has happened! But, call me a hypocrite, and I guess I am, but I suppose I found someone who changed my mind. Of course, I am still independent, and I don’t need him to make me happy, but he sure does a pretty good job of it. I didn’t think there was a person out there who could really impress me. I am used to guys having some huge fault you have to overlook in them. But not him. He has fully impressed me. He has his life in order, has a job, an education, my family loves him, he can genuinely make me laugh, he likes animals, he plans the best dates ever, and he makes me smile constantly. And we are even annoyed by the same people! Look at me. One second I claim I have no time for guys, and here I am… gushing over one. Yuck. Anyways, I am really happy, and I am glad that this has happened. He’s a great guy, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store for us. And I am still the same old me. I still think people who devote their whole lives looking for a relationship are pathetic, and independence is the first step towards happiness.
Speaking of, my brother got his final yearbook from Bear Creek the other day and I read over some of the graduates statements, and it was disgusting how many girls put “getting married” or “marrying my boyfriend” as their future plans. That makes me so sad. Get an ounce of self-worth, girls.
One thing I also want to mention is that there have been a few new additions to “The List of Things People Judge Sarah Trask For”. Always a delightful array of retardation, this list never fails to fill me with joy. The first sort-of new, but mostly just revisited issue is the fact that I am nocturnal. This has been something that I have adapted to this past year, but people keep acting like I have taken up cannabalism. This school year, I would usually get up around 5pm, and stay up until about 6 or 7am. LIKE, HOLY FUCK, RIGHT?! That’s disgusting!!! How can I do that!!! God. People need to calm right the fuck down about this, because I love my lifestyle. Obviously in the summer I have had to adjust things a little, so now I sleep until 3. And again, people who shit in graveyards for fun get less judgement than I do. I get called lazy almost every day. But really, I sleep the same amount as an average person, I just do it at a different time! I like the nighttime. It is quiet, and calm. It’s lovely. So take a pill. It doesn’t affect you.
Another thing I am getting judged for lately, is my new found interest in head accessories. Seriously, wear a headband across your forehead like a hippie for one day just for fun, and you will feel the wrath of judgement upon you. Recently, I also bought two gorgeous Pittsburgh Penguins flat-beak snap-backs, and I swear to you, people have a passion for hating those things. People have been flat out mean!! Fuck off! They are my hats! Get a life. I like hats. Call me a “poser” all you want, but I am not the psychopath who gets all riled up and offended over a style of hat. I swear. It’s insane. Leggings are another big one. OMG I wear galaxy leggings. OMG I wear vertical striped leggings. Satan clearly owns my soul.
And lastly, a classic favourite; how small I am. I must have an eating disorder. I must be sick. It must be my disgusting lifestyle and lack of sunlight and nutrients. Fuck off. I am short and I am thin. I don’t work out. I eat fast food every day. BUT WHO CARES. It’s MY body. Not yours. I like it. I likely couldn’t run a marathon, but I could not give two shits. I can still make it up the stairs, so that’s good enough for me. I hate health obsessed lunatics. Live a little.
Sorry this is so long! I kind of just ranted a little. I am used to judgmental asses though. I am actually really happy with my life right now. Anyways, I will try and keep you in the loop!
Ladybug and bumblebee nails!!! 💅🐞🐝 #nails #ladybug #bumblebee #bugs
I am loving these ones. Rainbow with metallic stripes. 😋🌈💅 #nails #rainbow #metallic
I don’t even know what these ones are. Failed watermarble with stripes. Sort of remind me of True Blood. 💅#nails #watermarble #stripes #trueblood
Sunflower nails!! Love these ones. 😁💅🌻🌻🌻 #nails #sunflowers